The Snorting Dog - dog
The Single Ian - snorting
The Koopa mushrooms

I went to the store
I saw Single Ian there
He was so ... Single

Koopas - morning light
A Koopa Job, for Ian?
Tonight: a Party

It's 3:11
Snorting Dog, why are you here?
No Single Ian

The plumber's small kart
Zipping down to McKonel's
Are you there, Ian?

Soft glowing mushrooms
Bounce, bounce, on the little caps
Single Ian moves

Single Ian's moves
At McKonel's Dance Party
Do you have a job?

The frog is famous
But Single, like the Ian
Splash - one of true love

Koopas, Ian, Love
They belong to each other
like a Snorting Dog

Coffee with Ian
I would, but he is single
Alas, I am not

We lie on the bed
Single Ian, in a hat
Koopas are coming

Two scoops of ice cream
Single Ian has a job
The Koopas are here

Koopas Koopas Koops
As Koopas Koopas Koopas
Koopas Koopas Koops